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 Look, everyone else is doing it; why shouldn't I?

OK, the title is technically clickbait. I'm too lazy to even get AI to write a post for me. Therefore, this is just a rewriting of this post, which is pseudocode, but translated by ChatGPT into Python code:

while True:

    if door_button == "pressed":

        # close the door

        close_door()

        # play video "I am SANDERS.mp4"

        play_video("I am SANDERS.mp4")

        

        if seat1 == "occupied" or seat2 == "occupied" or seat3 == "occupied" or seat4 == "occupied":

            if seat1 == "unoccupied" or seat2 == "unoccupied" or seat3 == "unoccupied" or seat4 == "unoccupied":

                # play video "My readings indicate the need for cooperation.mp4"

                play_video("My readings indicate the need for cooperation.mp4")

                

            while True:

                # play video "Keep the arrow in the box.mp4"

                play_video("Keep the arrow in the box.mp4")

                

                if arrow_exits_moving_box():

                    # play video "My readings indicate the need for cooperation.mp4"

                    play_video("My readings indicate the need for cooperation.mp4")

                    break

                    

                elif wait_for_seconds(10):

                    if recipe == "Original" and pieces == 6 and flavor == "Delicious":

                        # play video "You completed the simulation.mp4"

                        play_video("You completed the simulation.mp4")

                        # open the window

                        open_window()

                        # exit the program

                        exit()

        

        else:

            # play video "Please take your seats.mp4"

            play_video("Please take your seats.mp4")

        

    # BONUS program which takes place in Pierce's head

    if "My name is" in crewmember_speech:

        # get the crewmember's name and store it in 'Name'

        Name = get_crewmember_name(crewmember_speech)

        # store 'Name' as 'Crewname1'

        Crewname1 = Name

        

    elif "I hate to pull reality on you" in crewmember_speech:

        # get the captain's name and store it in 'Name'

        Name = get_captain_name(crewmember_speech)

        # store 'Name' as 'Capname'

        Capname = Name

        # play video "Please take your seats.mp4"

        play_video("Please take your seats.mp4")

ChatGPT wanted to clarify that

Note: The functions close_door(), play_video(), arrow_exits_moving_box(), wait_for_seconds(), open_window(), exit(), get_crewmember_name(), and get_captain_name() are not defined in the provided pseudocode. You would need to define these functions separately to use the Python program.

I'm not sure what the copyright rules are surrounding the use of ChatGPT content, so to clarify:

• The text in this post highlighted in yellow was written by ChatGPT
• The prompt given was "Translate the below pseudocode into Python" followed by the code in this post