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November 2021

 It's that time of year again! It's November, and my ones of fans will know that November is when I launch my Christmas Quiz. Stop recycling jokes! - Ed. No. - Phil Every weekday throughout December (starting Wednesday December 1st), I will send out a clue relating to a Christmas Movie via email, and if you reply with the correct answer you receive points. I don't know the points system yet as it will depend on how many people enter this year. The earlier you send a correct answer, the more points you will get. The theme changes every year. This year's theme is: [Redacted] Some people will say that I'm not telling you deliberately, but that is genuinely the theme, as chosen by Mappa Mundi, winner of last year's quiz.   A word of warning: Some of the questions this year are so hard that even I can't answer all of them. Don't worry though; after week 2 the questions get a lot easier Your name: This should NOT be your real name If you are part of a team, yo

home alone notes - UNCOOKED

https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/1451903639816187910?t=NK3YnEp-TKT_NYEo3_XImw&s=19 12? McCallisters - ignoring Harry Kevin not being aware of certificates between PG and R (fact check this for 1989) No one picked up voltage adapter (check difference between US and French plugs) Pete doesn't know how to shave with a manual razor No one picked up the micro machines and Aunt Leslie stepped on one 8 year old somehow has access to a glue gun Kevin has to pack his own suitcase (is this normal for an 8 year old?)/why is he discovering this the day before leaving? Six more kids unhelpful to Harry - say their parents are home but not there - who are their parents? Les incompetents (check literal translation) Kevin plans to grow up, get married , then live alone How long can spiders survive without eating? (Buzz says a couple of weeks - fact check) This is the first time Buzz has brought up Old Man Marley Pizza delivery guy can't drive; crashes straight into a statue Pizza