The Viewies 2022
I mentioned last year about my plans for an awards ceremony. Unfortunately, that was canceled because:
- The pandemic meant I couldn't book a venue
- I hardly saw any new movies
- We couldn't secure any movie people to come
- No one cared
- I forgot about it
So this year, the ceremony is canceled again; but this time the awards are going to be awarded on the blog. Here are this year's nominees, this time including some conventional awards as well:
Best Actor/Actress (I don't discriminate)
Helen Mirren - The Duke
Jim Broadbent - The Duke
Stephanie Beatriz - Encanto
Jude Hill - Belfast
Willem Dafoe - Spiderman: No Way Home
Best thing we don't talk about
***** - Encanto
That reveal - Spiderman: No Way Home
Best CGI
Sandman - Spiderman: No Way Home
Alfred Molina's face - Spiderman: No Way Home
Casita - Encanto
Camilo's transformations - Encanto
Worst CGI
The Balloons - Death on the Nile
Best Trailer (I haven't necessarily seen these movies)
Spiderman: No Way Home
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
Best Bad Movie
Most Overrated Movie
Best Cover Song/Parody
Spiderman Theme Remix - Michael Giacchino, Spiderman: No Way Home
One Good Scare Ought to do you - MWCA cast, Musical Without a Cool Acronym
We Don't Talk About April 10th - MWCA cast, Musical Without a Cool Acronym
Best Score
Encanto - Lin-Manuel Miranda
Best One-liner
I'm Jorge. I make the Spackle. - Jorge, Encanto
(Where is 'The Bucket Shop') Why, do you need to buy a bucket? - Kempton Bunton, The Duke
I have the tingle thing, just not for bread - Peter Parker, Spiderman: No Way Home
Most Obscure piece of Knowledge Used
The effect of Nile river water during Summer on bloodstains and nail polish when soaked into a handkerchief - Death on the Nile
Best Character
Jorge - Encanto
Kempton Bunton - The Duke
Best Casting
Jim Carrey as Dr. Robotnik - Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Coolest Dude/Dudette
Idris Elba - Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Most Heinously overlooked for an award
Alex
The Dick van Dyke Award for Least Convincing Fake Accent
Judi Dench - Belfast [I actually thought she was really good; she's mostly here by default]
Comment below if you have any nominations or other awards you think I should include
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