The View From Lower Down

Sometimes I reference the Bible in my posts, but I appreciate some of my readers may not be familiar with how to read the references. Therefore, I have decided to make this post to explain how. WARNING: Some people may find parts of this post unnecessary/obvious and/or patronising. This is not my intention, but some people do need it explaining from a basic level, so I am trying to cover everything. If you find my instructions confusing, here are some other links to try: WikiHow Wikipedia Catholic Resources (Link is not very accessible for people with reading difficulties) Bible references are composed of 3 parts: book, chapter and verse. We'll look at an example (Gen 37:3) Firstly, the brackets are not always present. This is usually only if the actual verse is directly quoted, i.e. Now Israel loved Joseph more than any of his other sons, because he had been born to him in his old age; and he made an ornate robe for him. (Gen 37:3) Below is the same reference wi

Later in this review, there's a sentence which is in ALL CAPS (not the one about spoilers). Read it now with no context just for fun, then go back and read the rest of the review from the start. Enjoy. So, number 4. Let's get cracking. SPOILERS BELOW FOR ALL 4 TOY STORY MOVIES (AND BOTH MARY POPPINS MOVIES, FOR SOME REASON) First of all, where's the short? All Pixar movies to date have been preceded by a short film, and most of them are great. My favourite  (watch to the end, the payoff is fantastic). But the one pretty much everyone loves is this one . This video used to have my second favourite YouTube comment on it (I won't tell you the first because it's not kid-friendly): "Oh h*** no Pixar, you did not just make me cry over a ROCK." (That's not a swear word, but it offends some people so I censored it) But we're not here to talk about things that aren't the movie, so here we go. Remember when Pixar movies used to make you

7Up We are all fruit The judge (make Rev 21 joke) Mandela Effect

Why 1996? Everything is Sony Gameboy advance? Why is his name Fridge? Christopher Walken stunt double Mindy juggling Thanos Missing 2 feet Smoulder Cake (weakness) It's so much easier! Margaritas? Perfect casting Crawford is fly

SO. MUCH. BACKLOG. It might be the brakes... Who owns the wall? There is NO REASON. I've become the very thing I despise... Who's doing the cooking? She's not even trying now.

Dear Hollywood: STOP MAKING GOOD MOVIES! Current Backlog: Aladdin (2019) (currently witing) Toy Story 4 Joseph (musical, not movie) Spiderman: Far From Home Fiddler on the Roof (musical, not movie) Star Wars Ep I, II, III The Lion King (2019) The Hundred-foot Journey It's a good job I've got no interest in Playmobil. Screw physics! Alpha Males Queenie Princess Margaret What's her name Recycling Captain America THERE'S ONLY EIGHT !? Banter Eyebrow Deadpool playing Deadpool Brick stab