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Christmas Quiz 2024

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It's November, which means it’s the perfect time of year to start thinking about Christmas Quizzes (For you; I’ve been thinking about them since February). That’s right, it’s signup time once again for the annual Christmas movie quiz! This year, the theme (chosen by last year’s winner Raring to Snow ) is: When you signup, include your guess for what this means. 20 points available if you get it right! Think you can figure out which movie goes with which clue? Sign up using the following instructions: 1.       S end an email to  xmasmoviequiz@gmail.com , saying you want to join the quiz. 2.         Include a team name (you can also play as an individual, but you will still need to give a team name). Your team name must adhere to the following rules: a.         Maximum four words long                       b.         No offensive language c.         Do not include any real names or other personal information One word of advice - If you come up with a brilliant team name, submit it as

The Man Who Thought he Knew Too Much review

Good news! This review is going to be relatively spoiler free, and all spoilers are out of context. I thought about asking ChatGPT to write a review for me so we could compare the two, but unfortunately when I did it was actually pretty accurate. It even included the Easter Egg which appears in all my posts! I put it up on the blog for you to read anyway;  find it here . Of course, I know you actually came for some unrelated colour, so here it is. We saw the show at the Birmingham Rep, where we've seen several other shows. However, on this occasion, we weren't in the main auditorium at all, but in the secondary theatre The Door ("How many theatres are in this theatre anyway?" Fun fact: I just spelled weren't incorrectly twice before getting it right. The Door is a perfectly fine performance space, but it is a lot more intimate than the main auditorium. I was expecting this. what I was not expecting was for the theatre to be in darkness when we arrived. There were

The Man Who Thought he Knew Too Much review - AI Edition

 DISCLAIMER: MOST OF THIS POST WAS WRITTEN BY AI. ALL BITS I WROTE ARE IN NORMAL TEXT; ALL AI COPY IS ITALICISED. I originally wanted to ask ChatGPT to do a review in my style so we could see how laughingly inaccurate it was, but when I did, it actually wrote quite a decent review, and although it lacked the some of my trademark humour™ You can't trademark common English words - Ed. See? Although it lacked the some of my trademark humour I use in my posts, you could see the influence there. But first, I'll show you ChatGPT's first attempt. Prompt:  Write a review of the man who thought he knew too much in the style of The View From Lower Down ChatGPT: Review of The Man Who Thought He Knew Too Much As Seen from the Ground Up In the quiet tradition of storytelling that tends to slip underfoot rather than stride boldly across the stage, The Man Who Thought He Knew Too Much offers up an underwhelming protagonist whose self-assurance becomes his unraveling. It’s the story of Hub

The Man Who Thought he Knew Too Much review notes

The Door  Darkness  Headlights  Piano  Hitchcock  Roger   Routine  Newspapers Magic cup Glasses  Red hat  200 to 1 Bullet Doctor Who  Three...Two...Be... Continued  Recap Red hat blew off  Why does the Boss have a hat  Speech 

2024 Christmas Quiz Team Names

  Want to join the quiz but can't think of a suitable team name? Common tricks employed are to use a Christmas based pun (for example, We Three Things ), or to use a name associated with you in some way (I might use Lower Viewpoint ). Of course, you can't use your real name, but nicknames are fine. If you can't come up with a decent pun, just Google "Christmas quiz team names", or if you want something a bit more personal, ask ChatGPT, e.g. "Christmas quiz team names for wheelchair users" (this came up with several suggestions; my personal favourite was Wheely Merry Christmas ) If you're a fan of sharks (or Moore era Bond movies), you could combine both and call your team Santa Jaws ! To remind you, the rules are: 1. No real names 2. No offensive language 3. Names must be four words or less Outside of those rules, pretty much anything goes, although I reserve the right to ask you to change it if I think it is inappropriate. Of course, you could go ba

Reverse Trailer Engineering

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 So I had an idea. Have you ever watched a trailer and thought "I have no idea what the plot of that movie is" ? Then you watched the movie and then watched the trailer again and thought: "Oh, that makes perfect sense now. I can't believe I didn't see it before!" Or is that just me? Anyway, I thought I'd try to reverse engineer a movie from the trailer. But the question was what? I could have done a Marvel movie, but the problem with those is that they often put in fake scenes, mostly to confuse Tom Holland with what he can and can't spoil . At this point I think it would be easiest if they just wrote the movies after Tom wraps filming. A movie which is coming out this year is the newest Wallace and Gromit movie. Let's start by making this a bit easier for ourselves by using the official synopsis: "Gromit’s concern that Wallace is becoming too dependent on his inventions proves justified, when Wallace invents a “smart” gnome that seems to de

Cluedunnit? - Cluedo 2 review

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I haven't seen anyone else use that pun before. Then again, I've been struggling with the internet recently, so it might be the most common word out there for all I know. DISCLAIMER: I WROTE A LOT OF THIS ON A BUS SO I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY TYPOS  As you may have gathered, I have seen the play Cluedo 2 . In order to talk about Cluedo 1  though, we first need to talk about Clue. Clue was a movie released in 1985, loosely based on the American board game Clue, which was itself based on the English board game Clue do . Clue do is a portmanteau (ooh, big word) of the word clue, referring to the murder mystery element, and Ludo, referring to the board game element. You probably already know the basic concept of the game, but just in case you don't, here it is: Dr Black has just been murdered. Players play as one of the six murder suspects, Miss Scarlett; Colonel Mustard; Mrs White; Reverend Green; Mrs Peacock and Professor Plum. Players will move around Tudor Mansion (house name cha

This story is a lot more unhinged than the ones we’re used to… Mind Mangler Review

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 O nce again, I find myself reviewing another Mischief show (fun fact: this is the first time I have ever spelled Mischief correctly first time).   This time, we’re talking about Mind Mangler: Member of the Tragic Circle , a spinoff show featuring two characters from Magic Goes Wrong . These are the two characters you’ve seen in all the previews, such as Comic Relief, which actually went wrong!   Unlike my other reviews, this one will only contain spoilers for the bits unique to the show I saw, not the plot in general (although it is mostly just a series of tricks, there is an underlying story happening between the two main characters). This way, you can watch the show without it being spoiled for you.   The characters included are The Mind Mangler AKA Keith (Henry Lewis), and his stooge Clive AKA Brian AKA Stephen AKA Steven AKA Mike AKA Mickey AKA Audience Member AKA Different Audience Member AKA The Stooge (Jonathan Sayer)   Magical Glossary   Stooge (n.) - someo